Alphabetize Quotes

#1. Sir James waved a gnarled hand. They're nothing but feral file clerks, dragons. They used to alphabetize the coins in their hoards.

Rachel Hartman

#2. Maybe if I could slip into Sylvia's mind, sort out the spices in her rack, alphabetize them and dust them off. Maybe then I'd understand how it's the little things that pull you under.

Kelli Russell Agodon

#3. I then reluctantly headed up to my office, where I could do something exciting like alphabetize my pencil cup. Again.

Shanna Swendson

#4. Richard's bookshelves weren't alphabetized. He never had time to alphabetize them. He was always too busy- looking for books he couldn't find.

Martin Amis

#5. The only way I could get my old CD into stores is if I took one in and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this." "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it."

Mitch Hedberg

#6. That's your secret," Moon breathed. She had an expression like someone who'd just managed to finally alphabetize a million scrolls exactly right. "An animus.

Tui T. Sutherland

#7. The only member of the inner sanctum of licensed sorcerers absent was Patrick of Ludlow, who was busy moving an oak for a wealthy client eager to alphabetize his arboretum.

Jasper Fforde

#8. The question isn't whether you have a good master or a bad master. It's to be your own master. That is the dignity of humanity.

Alan Keyes

#9. I am a firm believer that knowledge is power but only if it leads to comprehension.

David Amerland

#10. The British have slang words, as we do, but it was fun.

Dennis Farina

#11. If you can hurt, damn right you can heal

Someone

#12. Dreadlocks make people wonder if you're trying to be rebellious.

Anne Lamott

#13. Armenian is the language to speak with God.

Lord Byron

#14. In pleasure and in pain I stand not by the side of men, and thus stand by thee. I shrink to give up my life, and thus do not plunge into the great waters of life.

Rabindranath Tagore

#15. Ideology today is unfreedom which you sincerely personally experience as freedom.

Slavoj Zizek

#16. Love is disgusting when you no longer possess yourself.

Pola Negri

#17. That point in time just as the last leaf is about to drop, as the remaining petal is about to fall; that moment captures everything beautiful and sorrowful about life. Mono no aware, the Japanese call it.

Tan Twan Eng

#18. It is not an opinion that "enhanced interrogation techniques" are torture. It is a legal fact. And it is also a legal fact that the president is a war criminal.

Andrew Sullivan

#19. Of course, parents are the most important people in a child's life.

Hillary Clinton