Alimentary Canal Quotes

#1. One learns little more about a man from the feats of his literary memory than from the feats of his alimentary canal.

Frank Moore Colby

#2. Dear god

what if you are
a cabin in the woods?

Nils-Oivind Haagensen

#3. There is no left and right in writing. There is only good and bad writing.

Ernest Hemingway,

#4. Hesitated. She looked at the ceiling. Took in a breath. Met his gaze again. "It's me, Kai. I'm Princess Selene.

Marissa Meyer

#5. Where a generation ago people felt entitled to a chance at education, they now feel entitled to the credential affirming that they have completed a course of study regardless of their actual mastery.

William A. Henry III

#6. Relish love in your old age! Aged love is like aged wine; it becomes more satisfying, more refreshing, more valuable, more appreciated and more intoxicating!

Leo Buscaglia

#7. Piensa el sentimiento, siente el pensamiento."
(roughly translated, "Think about the emotional and feel the intellectual")

Miguel De Unamuno

#8. What's the best part of acting? It's the indescribable feeling of being someone you are and someone your not, all at the same time. Acting is finding a character that's in you, forgetting yourself, and then bringing out this whole other person. Character is all that matters when you're on a stage.

Chris Coppernoll

#9. The flower of # consciousness needs the mud out of which it grows.

Eckhart Tolle

#10. Who was the fool, who the wise man, beggar or king? Whether poor or rich, all's the same in death.

Jacoby Shaddix

#11. And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

Sarah Silverman

#12. Most people don't know that I'll eat anything spicy. A little extra kick is always a good thing!

Kelli Berglund

#13. Charis disapproves of crass words like shit. Roz has offered poop, but Charis rejected it as too babyish. Her alimentary canal products? Tony has suggested. No, that sounds too coldly intellectual, said Charis. Her Gifts to the Earth.

Margaret Atwood

#14. I like athletic men, but not like Arnold Schwarzenegger, though he's gorgeous. A guy's got to be sexy, optimistic, like to have a good time.

Terry Farrell

#15. Never wear a top hat and tails and bring a saw to a funeral

Josh Stern

#16. Look, I think you should promote the game, but I think you should make it what it ought to be. Not some kind of a side-show.

Oscar Robertson

#17. The government is like a baby's
alimentary canal, with a happy
appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other.

Ronald Reagan