Alcohol Is My Only Friend Quotes

#1. Hell is full of good intentions.

Thomas Gray

#2. THE SEVEN COMMANDMENTS Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend. No animal shall wear clothes. No animal shall sleep in a bed. No animal shall drink alcohol. No animal shall kill any other animal. All animals are equal.

George Orwell

#3. I'm a juvenile product of the working class, who's best friend floats in the bottom of a glass.

Elton John

#4. Google is all about information. So the notion of using and presenting information in the right point at the right time to users is what, in essence, describes Google.

Sundar Pichai

#5. Typically, your corporate e-mail account is not, today, that spam-targeted. It's more the free e-mail accounts that are spam-targeted.

Bill Gates

#6. I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe

George Lopez

#7. May you live in peace today and forever.

Debasish Mridha

#8. Ivashkov," she repeated, her face the picture of serenity. "My name is Sydney Ivashkov.

Richelle Mead

#9. Remember my friend, uncontrolled alcohol, uncontrolled casual sex and mindless indoctrination are not signs of progress, they are signs of drowning into the abyss of mental and physical degradation.

Abhijit Naskar

#10. Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.

Brian Spellman

#11. A friend comes over with a Ouija board.
It spells out: Bourbon. Where's the band?
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't
have fun.

Kelli Russell Agodon

#12. I didn't quit drinking. I stopped drinking shitty alcohol with assholes. And that, my friend, was the healthiest choice I've ever made.

Grant Morrison

#13. To make this world a loving place, be loving and kind.

Debasish Mridha

#14. Were there a Christian so faithful to his God as I was to her we would all be Jesus Christ today.

Henry Miller

#15. Sweet Jesus," he whispered, trailing kisses along the line of her jaw. "Our excavation must have freed some deep, dark ancient enchantment from the earth. How else to explain this magic?

Cara Elliott

#16. Photographs speak to me, and I obey.

Ruth Bernhard

#17. Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

R. K. Milholland

#18. But I'm starting to think that most villains aren't evil - they are just misunderstood. Or victims of that most manipulative force: love.

Karina Halle

#19. Wealth and property are the servants of body which is the vehicle of soul of which the essence is knowledge and for which there is honor of soul.

Abu Hamid Al-Ghazali

#20. I like to do things that are surprising and different.

Rudy Rucker

#21. I've lost many, many friends through natural causes, through alcohol, through drugs, through AIDS. And every time I lose a friend or a loved one, it reminds me how great life is.

Patti Smith

#22. If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul.

Luis Bunuel

#23. So at twelve, I discovered that alcohol could dull pain and saw it as a friend. It was only in later years I realized that a friendship with a bottle can overnight turn into a relationship with the enemy.

Toni Maguire