Aircraft Mechanic Funny Quotes

#1. I stopped explaining myself when I realized other people only understand from their level of perception.

Anonymous

#2. I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me.

Josie Maran

#3. I've always had to pay double for my sins: once with scoldings and then again with my own sense of despair.

Anne Frank

#4. I'm such a diva on set.

Emily Blunt

#5. I have a hard time finding high boots that go up to your knee, because of the shape of my calves.

Camila Alves

#6. It was all men, and there I was prancing around in gowns that barely got past the censors.

Karen Morley

#7. I help design my own tennis clothes.

Maria Sharapova

#8. We don't kill Iraqis - our hands do not kill Iraqis. But we target only the occupier with all the means of resistance.

Muqtada Al Sadr

#9. I'm a Bad Test Taker ... you mean you're stupid?

Daniel Tosh

#10. She is angle. I am
curve. Together, we are geometric
sculpture, and we make perfect sense.

Ellen Hopkins

#11. The couture is what a certain kind of clientele wears. But it's amusing to do because you do it piece by piece. It's another concept. It's much more work.

Karl Lagerfeld

#12. Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

Jeff Foxworthy

#13. I wasn't into all that power and domination crap, but with her, man, I could play lord and master all day long if she was into it.

Jay Crownover

#14. I can never turn a tour into a vacation.

Matt Berninger