Ainswood Quotes

#1. By gad, is that you, Ainswood? I haven't seen you in a dog's age. How's the gout? Still troubling you?

Loretta Chase

#2. Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.

David Wong

#3. I'm trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, 'I'm different. I'm not just a comedian.' I'm trying to become a rock star.

Kevin Hart

#4. When you reach the point of becoming independent of external events, you're truly free.

Steve Pavlina

#5. The best of sermons have never been a belch of information or piety.

Calvin Miller

#6. bhole whose form no man might see.

H.P. Lovecraft

#7. I ask Thee for a thoughtful love, Through constant watching wise,
To meet the glad with joyful smiles,
And to wipe the weeping eyes;
And a heart at leisure from itself,
To soothe and sympathise.

Anonymous

#8. sharing a strong, five-second greeting each day with your spouse can become a long-term blessing to your relationship. Your greeting should say, "You are priceless to me," rather

Alex Kendrick

#9. People are most honest
when they don't know you are listening.

Thalia Chaltas

#10. Man is a relational being. And if his first, fundamental relationship is disturbed - his relationship with God - then nothing else can be truly in order.

Pope Benedict XVI

#11. You can recognize a saint by the wounds they don't disguise.

Jason Gray