Aerosol Quotes

#1. One is happy to report that Israel Shenker is still at the aerosol stage. His energy is still compressed. The result distinguishes him both as a Jew and as an observer of Jews.

Christopher Lehmann-Haupt

#2. The key to the U.N.'s global warming study was man's use of aerosol spray. You have to know the French were involved in a study concluding that Arrid Extra Dry is destroying the Earth. In a world in which everyone smelled, the French would be at no disadvantage. Aerosol spray. How convenient.

Ann Coulter

#3. Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube.

Chuck Palahniuk

#4. He tried to read, but the words swam in front of his eyes in meaningless waves. He put on the television. Nick at Nite, the cultural equivalent of aerosol cheese.

Harlan Coben

#5. I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"

Mitch Hedberg

#6. I'm working on inventing an aerosol spray that repels papparazi. I haven't perfected it but when I do I will make millions.

Josh Duhamel

#7. The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel.

Douglas Adams

#8. I'm sorry this took so long," he said. "Someone obviously taught Moose what aerosol whipped cream is and he wasn't letting me out of the room until he got his share.

Terri Reid

#9. It's exploding bags, aerosol cans Southbound buses, Peter Pan They left it up to us again I thought you knew the drill It's kill or be killed.

Conor Oberst

#10. It's music as wallpaper, utilitarian, music as Prozac or Xanax to control how you feel. Music as aerosol room freshener.

Chuck Palahniuk

#11. Today global spending on clean energy technologies is almost $300 billion per year - about a hundred times the direct cost of stratospheric aerosol geoengineering.

David Keith

#12. As a backup, I intended to get a quart of defense spray. I wasn't much good with a gun, but I was bitchin' with an aerosol can.

Janet Evanovich

#13. If your addiction lingers, ask yourself if you really want to release it, because in your heart you do not.

Gary Zukav

#14. When you marry someone, you marry their entire family.

Kevin Jonas

#15. I kept waiting for something to happen, which isn't how life works. In closed environments, everything just repeats.

Kiera Cass

#16. One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - DEAN RUSK

Kerry Patterson

#17. I died and then was brought to life, the oldest tale there is. I

Justin Cronin

#18. I think soon after I became director of the CIA - President Obama pulled me into the Oval Office and said: 'Look, I just want you to know that your top priority is to go after Osama bin Laden.'

Leon Panetta

#19. I'm open to doing any kind of role and any kind of genre as long as it's interesting and as long as I feel it could be a great character to play. I never take into my own personal opinions or my own public image into account when I chose movie roles.

Leonardo DiCaprio

#20. Nothing but God ever completely satisfies, because the soul was made for God. Don't starve your soul.

Billy Graham

#21. Stop giving the best part of you to those unworthy of that gift.

Carlos Wallace