Adulthood Humor Quotes

#1. People who don't get excited about receiving gifts are tired of life.

Anna Maxted

#2. As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.

David Sedaris

#3. Really, I want you to finish this book feeling like we could become friends, if the timing was right. That's it. Oh, and by the way, you should drink while you're reading this book. If you want to play a drinking game, I suggest you take a shot when you feel like I am abusing commas.

Alida Nugent

#4. Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Scott Dikkers

#5. Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. How can it be, after all this concentrated effort and separation, how can it be that I still resemble, so very closely, my own detestable mother?

Gabrielle Hamilton

#7. Most times we would make more money in the tip boxes - they called it - than we were getting paid.

Little Milton

#8. Dude, if you stare at me any longer you'll end up as a twisted character in my wife's next novel.

Mantissa Etherbright

#9. Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

Bill Watterson

#10. It's weird for minorities even just to buy tickets to the ballet. We feel like it's not a part of our lives and we're not a part of that world.

Misty Copeland

#11. Acting is a very artistic profession and there are thousands of people out there who think they are actors but there are very few who have real talent.

Wolfgang Puck

#12. I know my role and I play it well.

Lil' Wayne

#13. I have almost never been compared to male writers in any review. All women.

Kate Zambreno

#14. It's adult swim time and I'm diving in here at the shallow end.

Suzanne Finnamore

#15. How do you know your peanut butter has a pill inside of it? Take this simple test. Is your owner giving you peanut butter? If the answer is yes then the chances are are good that there is a pill in it.

Joe Garden

#16. "They've been trying to test on animals for the past 50 years. Nobody's come up with a cure,"he says. "If you want to test on somebody, test on me."

Montel Williams

#17. Alec keeps sending me annoying photos. Lots of captions like Wish you were here, except not really.

Cassandra Clare

#18. When we graduate from childhood into adulthood, we're thrown into this confusing, Cthulhu-like miasma of life, filled with social and career problems, all with branching choices and no correct answers.

Felicia Day

#19. I think that all artists, regardless of degree of talent, are a painful, paradoxical combination of certainty and uncertainty, of arrogance and humility, constantly in need of reassurance, and yet with a stubborn streak of faith in their own validity no matter what.

Madeleine L'Engle

#20. If I now recognize evil in other people, is it not because I have become evil too?

Amy Tan

#21. When I was 15 and dreaming about being a rock star ... I thought the whole point of it was to get chicks.

Rivers Cuomo

#22. On the other hand, when you grow up you will discover that some of the people in this world never passed beyond the stage of the cave-man.

Hendrik Willem Van Loon

#23. I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a body doing what a body will do.

Anita Shreve

#24. Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Mitch Hedberg

#25. Once we were young, now we are adult.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#26. children spend their time for they think they have more time; adults cry over their time for they see they have less time

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah