Top 19 Adrian Mole Quotes
#1. Adrian Mole's diary
Easter
Poor Jesus, it must have been dead awful for him. I wouldn't have the guts to do it myself.
Sue Townsend
#2. Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?
Sue Townsend
#3. I must have been a very strange child. I was very pretentious. Like Adrian Mole.
Sue Townsend
#4. I don't think of myself as a singer really.
Graham Coxon
#5. The first time that I was elected I was called the Judas Iscariot of the black community because I took a stand that was inconsistent of cutting across the grain.
Tim Scott
#7. All my life I've been taught how to die, but no one ever taught me how to grow old.
Billy Graham
#8. Polly had been washing up when she'd heard the men talking late one night, and it's a poor woman who can't eavesdrop while making a noise at the same time.
Terry Pratchett
#9. Navarette, a Chinese missionary, agrees with Leibniz and says that It is the special providence of God that the Chinese did not know what was done in Christendom; for if they did, there would be never a man among them, but would spit in our faces.
Matthew Tindal
#10. I discovered that in a story I could safely dream any dream, hope any hope, go anywhere I pleased any time I pleased, fight any foe, win or lose, live or die. My stories created a safe experimental learning place.
Donald Davis
#11. They tried to tell us that what happened to them would happen to us, too, but we could not hear the message. Mistook it for nostalgia, when they were speaking prophecy.
Brian Francis Slattery
#12. I loved the notion that the night was mine to spend, and I immediately decided to spend it on you.
David Levithan
#13. What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.
Michael R. Burch
#14. Ubi boni, malum prosperat (Where good men are silent, evil prospers)
F. Sionil Jose
#15. ...Newspapers, popular fiction, and magazines churned out words by the million, and the worn coins of everyday speech were less and less able to communicate anything more than the most commonplace meanings....
Lachman Gary Larkin Steve
#16. the only thing
required
to be
a woman
is to
identify
as one.
- period, end of story.
Amanda Lovelace
#17. Many books open with an author's assurance of order. One slipped into their waters with a silent paddle ... But novels commenced with hesitation or chaos. Readers were never fully in balance. A door a lock a weir opened and they rushed through, one hand holding a gunnel, the other a hat.
Michael Ondaatje
#18. Point to Ponder: If there were no God, and everything was a result of random chance, there would be no purpose to your life. It all starts with God.
Rick Warren
#19. Why it is impossible to live in unclean house?
Adrian Mole