Adonis Benoit Quotes

#1. Adonis Benoit. What were his parents smoking when they named him? Talk about overly conceited. It was no wonder he had a penchant for megalomania.

Em Wolf

#2. There is no truth which personal vice will not distort.

J.G. Holland

#3. People cannot become truly knowledgeable without being excellent readers.

Bill Gates

#4. Half-French, half-Greek, one hundred percent grade A asshole.

Em Wolf

#5. I've missed that mouth of yours.

Em Wolf

#6. You'll tell yourself anything you have to, to pretend that you're still the one in control.

Jodi Picoult

#7. I'm not bulletproof, and I'm sure I'm not alone in this. As women, we relive our fears all the time, despite our best efforts to build each other up and truly love ourselves. It happens.

Amy Schumer

#8. If you touch me, neither of us is going to that party.
What party?
Adonis, don't you dare put a finger on her! Both of you get down here so we can take shots and go!
What the fuck is she, a psychic cockblock?

Em Wolf

#9. Men put me on a pedestal, then never come to visit.

Sharon Stone

#10. The worst that could happen is you two get into a fist fight, in which I will referee but secretly be in your corner.
Oh really?
Really. I'll even rub Vaseline on your face when he isn't looking.
What would I do without you?
You'll never know.

Em Wolf

#11. Why the hell did she have to look like a centerfold piece for Maxim magazine? Who was she trying to impress? She already had him: hook, line, and sinker.

Em Wolf

#12. I disagreed. Therein lay the difference between Ted and me. To me, being visible meant you had lines. Definition. Boundaries. Social boundaries. Disregard those boundaries of civility, and you became just as invisible.

Eleanor Maclellan

#13. Why does God command sinners to do what they cannot? "But God commands something which we cannot do, in order that we may know what we ought to ask of him." 4

Erwin W. Lutzer

#14. Careful Cam, your vagina is showing.

Em Wolf

#15. Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along with them.

John Goodman

#16. That said, I'd love to do a musical, either in film or on stage.

Reese Witherspoon

#17. Adonis watched her strut away, friend in tow, like a peacock with a stick wedged up its ass. Tessandra Scarlatti. He'd hoped in his absence, she'd fallen off the planet or died. Preferably both.

Em Wolf

#18. He didn't believe in keeping leashes on pussy and expected the same courtesy in return. That was then. This was now.

Em Wolf

#19. Why couldn't she listen to him just once? Would it be that much of an insult to her feminist ancestors?

Em Wolf

#20. Learn the lesson of your pain

Gary Null

#21. Angels are pure thoughts from God, winged with Truth and Love.

Mary Baker Eddy