Adonis Benoit Quotes

#1. Angels are pure thoughts from God, winged with Truth and Love.

Mary Baker Eddy

#2. Learn the lesson of your pain

Gary Null

#3. Why couldn't she listen to him just once? Would it be that much of an insult to her feminist ancestors?

Em Wolf

#4. He didn't believe in keeping leashes on pussy and expected the same courtesy in return. That was then. This was now.

Em Wolf

#5. Adonis watched her strut away, friend in tow, like a peacock with a stick wedged up its ass. Tessandra Scarlatti. He'd hoped in his absence, she'd fallen off the planet or died. Preferably both.

Em Wolf

#6. That said, I'd love to do a musical, either in film or on stage.

Reese Witherspoon

#7. Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along with them.

John Goodman

#8. Careful Cam, your vagina is showing.

Em Wolf

#9. Why does God command sinners to do what they cannot? "But God commands something which we cannot do, in order that we may know what we ought to ask of him." 4

Erwin W. Lutzer

#10. Adonis Benoit. What were his parents smoking when they named him? Talk about overly conceited. It was no wonder he had a penchant for megalomania.

Em Wolf

#11. There is no truth which personal vice will not distort.

J.G. Holland

#12. I disagreed. Therein lay the difference between Ted and me. To me, being visible meant you had lines. Definition. Boundaries. Social boundaries. Disregard those boundaries of civility, and you became just as invisible.

Eleanor Maclellan

#13. Why the hell did she have to look like a centerfold piece for Maxim magazine? Who was she trying to impress? She already had him: hook, line, and sinker.

Em Wolf

#14. The worst that could happen is you two get into a fist fight, in which I will referee but secretly be in your corner.
Oh really?
Really. I'll even rub Vaseline on your face when he isn't looking.
What would I do without you?
You'll never know.

Em Wolf

#15. Men put me on a pedestal, then never come to visit.

Sharon Stone

#16. If you touch me, neither of us is going to that party.
What party?
Adonis, don't you dare put a finger on her! Both of you get down here so we can take shots and go!
What the fuck is she, a psychic cockblock?

Em Wolf

#17. I'm not bulletproof, and I'm sure I'm not alone in this. As women, we relive our fears all the time, despite our best efforts to build each other up and truly love ourselves. It happens.

Amy Schumer

#18. You'll tell yourself anything you have to, to pretend that you're still the one in control.

Jodi Picoult

#19. I've missed that mouth of yours.

Em Wolf

#20. Half-French, half-Greek, one hundred percent grade A asshole.

Em Wolf

#21. People cannot become truly knowledgeable without being excellent readers.

Bill Gates