Accountant Quotes

#1. Your good friends can write a book on you; but Your best friends can create an embarrassing full fledged 3 hours movie on you, with silliest jingles and animation made ever.

Vikrmn

#2. My first accountant told me, "Evan, nobody cares about your money as much as you do.

John Border

#3. Commissions add up, taxes are a big drag, margin ain't cheap. A good accountant costs money as well. The math on this one is obvious, yet investors often fail to recognize it: Keep your costs low and your turnover lower, and you will win in the end.

Barry Ritholtz

#4. I need you forever, for you are my teddy.

Vikrmn

#5. Hurting a softhearted caring person would please you but loss is yours; you would have friends less one.

Vikrmn

#6. Let your feelings dream, dreams act, actions speak.

Vikrmn

#7. Nature is a miserly accountant, grudging the pennies, watching the clock, punishing the smallest extravagance.

Richard Dawkins

#8. Perfection is pure action that comes with zeal to excel.

Vikrmn

#9. Trying something different won't ensure that you would be liked by everyone. Still.. Go on..

Vikrmn

#10. Life is all about Takeaways from great people and Giveaways to the needy ones.

Vikrmn

#11. Idea-less steps and step-less ideas are greatest wastes.

Vikrmn

#12. I think too much of the music industry is for the lawyer and accountant mentality.

Chuck D

#13. Who said I won't fail? I might. Who said I might give up? I won't.

Vikrmn

#14. Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

Jackie Mason

#15. My parents both worked - my mom was an accountant, and my dad is a builder - and that taught me about having a really strong work ethic, and I respected them a lot for that.

Miranda Kerr

#16. The whole point of diaries is that other people find them and read what you've put. I did once take to writing my inner thoughts on the computer at the end of other things I was writing and ended up faxing four pages of hideous stuff to my accountant so I don't do that now.

Helen Fielding

#17. Work should be personal. For all of us. Not just for the artist and entrepreneur. Work should have meaning for the accountant, the construction worker, the technologist, the manager and the clerk.

Howard Schultz

#18. One religion, one civilisation, above all is Love and Humanity, respectively.

Vikrmn

#19. Life goes on.. no matter you are happy or not.. no matter you want someone to be happy or not.

Vikrmn

#20. Never ever let anyone take the charge of your Guitar called LIFE. Tune your Dreams, for you are the composer of the tracks of your life. Why do you wait? What are you scared of?

Vikrmn

#21. My parents were very open about what kind of talent I had. They never pushed me to become an accountant because they knew that would be just absolutely ridiculous. So they were encouraging in what I am able to do with some success.

Grace Slick

#22. I've never been good at the money thing. I have had a couple of really nice but inept managers, and a business accountant that ripped me off. But I cannot totally blame my money making lameness on them.

Jill Sobule

#23. You are not smoking cigarette, it's cigarette that is smoking you.

Vikrmn

#24. Ram-fication of Ravan-ous thoughts is what Dussehra all about.

Vikrmn

#25. Just win. Period.

Vikrmn

#26. I would have thought that one of the things one should learn from college is that nothing is guaranteed. Even if you study something as vocational as accountancy, you still may end up not getting a job as an accountant.

Rebecca Mead

#27. At the end of the life you have to live your day alone and vice-versa.

Vikrmn

#28. The reality is that a person who has always struggled with numbers is unlikely to be a great accountant or statistician.

Tom Rath

#29. We both were there, but alone. "Bye," she said and left; I was alone; again, one more time.

Vikrmn

#30. To find a pool of lawyers from whom to choose, solicit referrals from other professionals you know or deal with - an accountant, banker or business leader. Check out Bar Association listings as well, and don't neglect Internet research.

Laura Wasser

#31. Black and white is refuge of colors from their own nullity.

Vikrmn

#32. Doesn't matter if you can dream it or not, all that matters is if you can begin it or not? Take that first step.

Vikrmn

#33. Can you imagine anything more tragic?' Rose asked. 'To be born a princess
native and to the manor born
and then to forget who you are and settle for being something horrible like an
an accountant!

Regina Doman

#34. Be the one for others who they can look up to; the one you too want to.

Vikrmn

#35. A friend with seed (capital), is a business-man in deed.

Vikrmn

#36. A mild mannered accountant are y'? I'd say you're more like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Lloyd Tosoff

#37. In 2007, Michael Grimm, former Marine, former FBI agent, accountant and attorney, was poised for success as a small business owner. Instead, as alleged, Grimm made the choice to go from upholding the law to breaking it. In so doing, he turned his back on every oath he had ever taken.

Loretta Lynch

#38. CA means Can-do Attitude. I may fail, but I would not give-up because I believe I can. I am a Chartered Accountant.

Vikrmn

#39. Best Quote of the day: Don't just sit and read the Quote of the day; Implement it.

Vikrmn

#40. Industrialism implies technology and the cutting of time into precise fragments suited to the needs of the engineer and the accountant.

Harold Innis

#41. It hurts deeper is when somebody you love becomes someone you loved.

Vikrmn

#42. Contra: Why don't you trust me honey? Wait, rather I doubt that you are in a going around.

Vikrmn

#43. I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training.

Joanne Harris

#44. Say your heart out.. work that dream out.. for the time won't be back again.

Vikrmn

#45. Time spent for temporary happiness like movie or outing or weekend on a beach is all synthetic; with shelf life of a day or two. Work for your bigger dreams that should last for whole life. Then movie and beach would seem more interesting, realising that you have done something.

Vikrmn

#46. Live in the NOW. Live life to its fullest. Don't spend more than 10% of your time learning from the past, and 20% planning for the future. Live in the present, act NOW to fulfill the dreams you plan.

Vikrmn

#47. Wow! So beautiful. Which star? Planet, not star; It WAS called Earth.

Vikrmn

#48. VALENTINE: Are you talking about Lord Byron, the poet?
BERNARD: No, you fucking idiot, we're talking about Lord Byron, the chartered accountant.

Tom Stoppard

#49. Dream? What it is? If you realise it, it's everything; if not, continue the slumber.

Vikrmn

#50. I was born in 1943 and raised in the Bronx, in a high rise apartment complex known as Parkchester, the only child of Max, an accountant who worked in the garment district in Manhattan, and Rose, an elementary school teacher.

Robert Lefkowitz

#51. With the touch of wisdom, comes the end of fears.

Vikrmn

#52. I grew up with music very much in my life. I achieved success by combining my training as an accountant with my family upbringing and love of music.

Zarin Mehta

#53. I am just an Accountant who love God.

Evans Biya

#54. Herman Melville was supposed to be an accountant. Van Gogh was meant to be an art dealer. I was meant to take the train into New York and work for a bank. To be an artist, you have to say goodbye to your family.

Don McLean

#55. As for poetry 'belonging' in the classroom, it's like the way they taught us sex in those old hygiene classes: not performance but semiotics. If it I had taken Hygiene 71 seriously, I would have become a monk; & if I had taken college English seriously, I would have become an accountant.

Jerome Rothenberg

#56. Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Republican health care plan, where an accountant would stand between you and your health care.

Jay Leno

#57. I'm very aware of my spending, but I'm not very aware of my income. There are certain times when I speak to my accountant, or something will pop up, and I'll be like 'oh' but it's not really a frontrunner in my head.

Gemma Ward

#58. Say Thanks" is sometimes more important than "Say Cheese".

Vikrmn

#59. Challenge yourself today, to improve, for a better tomorrow than yesterday.

Vikrmn

#60. If educated ones would behave like illiterates, how the nation would end corruption?

Vikrmn

#61. One of the way to get attention is to write a book titled, How to get attention.

Vikrmn

#62. I spend 90 percent of my time saying no, and my accountant yells at me for it, but when I started in this business, I wanted my career to have legs.

Omar Epps

#63. Dreams you sow, happiness shall you reap.

Vikrmn

#64. The first step to success is knowing that you failed to do something because many people don't even realise. Second step is to take a first step towards making your dreams true.

Vikrmn

#65. You are known by the thoughts you seed.

Vikrmn

#66. The emptiness that fills in when once-the-beloved says, Who are you?

Vikrmn

#67. Doing differently what's already done is old and boring. Do something new, that's yet to be done.

Vikrmn

#68. Be a master of your dreams, not the slave of your sorrows.

Vikrmn

#69. My neighborhood was rough, but I live a great life now. I don't fight that much now. I don't look for it anyway, but if someone hits your mother, whether you're a star, an accountant, or an astronaut or anything ... I mean it's your mother, so I lost my mind.

Shia Labeouf

#70. No one else can understand you better than you yourself.

Vikrmn

#71. If you love math, have a knack for numbers, study hard and become a successful accountant; who cares if you can't draw a straight line or sing on key?

Nick Carter

#72. Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to wear a tie, but more and more people are wearing very casual clothes.

Jean Pigozzi

#73. Happiness is.. rising in LOVE in spite of gravity; falling is old fashioned.

Vikrmn

#74. I could never have been an accountant. I got a D in math.

Rob Marshall

#75. Either you learn from or you are taught by; the PEOPLE.

Vikrmn

#76. Forget the pain and the one who caused it, but not the lesson you learnt.

Vikrmn

#77. No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o'clock.

Heston Blumenthal

#78. The success is like an umbrella. It has wires in it called faith. It has no meaning if there is no rain and storm called ebbs and flows of life.

Vikrmn

#79. I used to prefer cash but I'm more and more drawn to cards because with certain cards you get the full lists which you can then pass on to your accountant so you don't have to do the whole receipt, receipt, receipt thing as it's all itemised.

Lemar

#80. The only person standing between your dreams and your success is none but YOU.. so all you need is to push YOURSELF.. Towards your goals.. to make it happen.

Vikrmn

#81. Man, if it weren't for Bill's Records and Tapes I would've been an accountant like my dad. I love my dad, but thank God for Bill's.

Ryan Miller

#82. Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality.

Elizabeth McCracken

#83. There is only one mother in this world who is the best one; the one that every kid has got.

Vikrmn

#84. Shh! It happens. Sh!it happens.

Vikrmn

#85. You outlive your wife, then your colleagues and friends, then your accountant and the building doorman. ou no longer attend the opera, because the human bladder can only endure so much. Social engagements require strategy and hearing aid calibrations. pg 269

Dominic Smith

#86. And You win. Period.

Vikrmn

#87. I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.

Bob Newhart

#88. I'm pretty much a 9-to-5 kind of guy. I usually get to work about 8 in the morning, and I work until 4 or 5, and sometimes I work on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Pretty much I keep the same hours as an accountant or clerk or whatever.

Douglas Preston

#89. COURAGE is the only currency; more you spend, richer you become; by earning the RESPECT.

Vikrmn

#90. The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

Milton Berle

#91. Every vision has its own rainbow; The day you realise your vision you'll see your rainbow.

Vikrmn

#92. I never looked at being a musician any different than waking up one day and wanting to be an accountant or a lawyer.

James Vincent McMorrow

#93. Anti-corruption policies are like cancer curing treatments. They affect good cells, say good people, in the short run; but make the life of a nation flourish in the long term.

Vikrmn

#94. Someone remind me why I didn't want to be an accountant when I grew up," Brock drawled.
Niko chuckled. "Because accountants don't get to make things go boom.

Lara Adrian

#95. He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.

Kinky Friedman

#96. All that falls is not bad.

Vikrmn

#97. Books are road map to your destination called success. Refer to good ones.

Vikrmn

#98. A good accountant is someone who told you yesterday what the economists forcast for tomorrow

Miles Thomas

#99. Let's not call cancer patients as patients, they are cancer fighters. They are brave hearts.

Vikrmn

#100. Life is like a guitar and the combination of chords are called moments. Playing them is the called living the moments.

Vikrmn