Acchi Kocchi Quotes

#1. Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: 'Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance will ever assume I know how to surf the net.'

Greg Proops

#2. Although initially only few in numbers, it seems my gray hairs have launched an effective peer-pressure campaign intended to convert the others.

Steve Maraboli

#3. The history of music is mortal, but the idiocy of the guitar is eternal.

Milan Kundera

#4. A virtuous wife commands her husband by obeying him.

Publilius Syrus

#5. You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet.

Mark McGwire

#6. Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.

George Carlin

#7. Beethoven, Schubert, Schoenberg, Berg imply a type of pianist who is intellectual. That's not always associated with female soloists.

Jeffrey Tate

#8. My challenge was to weave into the fabric of American history enough of the presence of blacks so that the story of the United States could be told adequately and fairly.

John Hope Franklin

#9. Because we live in a fallen world, we suffer. But those of us who know Jesus are never alone in the suffering, that is the promise.

Melissa Turner Lee

#10. Miss Roberts, where should I send the check for the steam cleaning of your furniture and replacement of your ruined panties?

Alexandra Iff

#11. Unfortunately, however, power is sweet, and the man who in the beginning seeks power merely in order to have scope for his benevolence is likely, before long, to love the power for its own sake.

Bertrand Russell

#12. It turns out that with Twitter data alone, we can go quite some way into figuring out someone's personality.

Anthony Goldbloom