Accenture Funny Quotes

#1. BEDE. (ubi sup.) Repent, therefore, and believe; that is, renounce dead works; for of what use is believing without good works? The merit of good works does not, however, bring to faith, but faith begins, that good works may follow.

Thomas Aquinas

#2. Lincoln's stature and strength, his intelligence and ambition - in short, all the elements which gave him popularity among men in New Salem, rendered him equally attractive to the fair sex of that village.

John George Nicolay

#3. It is a matter of present possession, and present enjoyment. Whatever tribulation there may be in the world, we have peace with God.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#4. Our love is our life itself. What our love is like determines how we live and therefore everything about what we are as human beings.

Emanuel Swedenborg

#5. Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.

Steve Martin

#6. There ain't no use in dyin' 'fore yer time. Lots of folks is walkin' 'round jes' as dead as they'll ever be.

Alice Hegan Rice

#7. Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.' (Leviticus 18:22). That means simply that it is foul to do to other men what men habitually, proudly, manfully do to women: use them as inanimate, empty, concave things; fuck them into submission; subordinate them through sex.

Andrea Dworkin

#8. Not only the style, but the way in which you don't exactly know what on earth has happened or is happening till about page two hundred - then it all becomes apparent in a blinding flash.

Nicholas Mosley

#9. A man may possess the disposition without its producing any good result.

Aristotle.

#10. Respondents had been so overwhelmed by their in-box they'd declared e-mail bankruptcy.

Susan Maushart