Abductions Caught Quotes

#1. There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

Jim Gaffigan

#2. Once you used a computer with a broadband connection, you knew you would never be able go back to the old voiceband modem connection - even if it was free.

Henry Samueli

#3. My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

Rita Rudner

#4. To the trolls on the internet, I want to say: Get your head out of the computer. Go outside and walk around. Look at the people walking next to you. Look at your friends' friends and who they're interacting with. And just understand this is the world we live in. It's okay to like it.

Michael B. Jordan

#5. If she'd ever had any doubts that she loved him, really loved him, she knew now. It was easy to love somebody when love was happy, but when it was hard, when it meant facing things you feared ... that was different. He'd done it for her, many times. And now she had to do it for him.

Rachel Caine

#6. She was my sacred angel that I could never violate. Reira was my sanctuary. I needed something solid like that in this dirty, disappointing world.

Ai Yazawa

#7. When you commit a serious doping offence you are not eligible for lottery funding.

John Scott

#8. Gandhi: Ninny of the 20th Century.

Ralph E. Reed Jr.

#9. Never forget that when you point the finger at someone, three of your own fingers are pointing back at you...

Peter Van Der Linden

#10. I do feel immigration will probably be dealt with as long as [the solution] doesn't provide amnesty ... Five years ago, all hell broke loose ... This year, I thought phones would ring off the hook again. They really haven't. I think everybody realizes we have a problem.

Johnny Isakson

#11. And in the mean time my songs will travel,
And the devirginated young ladies will enjoy them
when they have got over the strangeness

Ezra Pound