A Deadbeat Dad Quotes

#1. No one comes to my shows so they'll feel safe and comfortable.

GG Allin

#2. Artists and musicians of the Sixties were definitely into clothes.

Yoko Ono

#3. Do you think if two people liked the same thing, it could bring them closer together?"
"Certainly ... Take classical music, for instance ... Two people who shared a love for Beethoven could become very close ... "
"How about TV?

Charles M. Schulz

#4. I'm an Air Force officer first, a pilot second and then Nicole. The female part is last ... My job is to be the best right wingman that I can be.

Nicole Malachowski

#5. I've hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I'm a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That's what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground.

Dominic West

#6. There, lying in the hospital wing, my heart broke for the first time over Maxon Schreave.

Kiera Cass

#7. I'm not making art, I'm making sushi.

Masaharu Morimoto

#8. Perhaps for the purposes of war racial differences had been buried, but certainly in no deep grave.

Josephine Lawrence

#9. My father was a food lover and a deadbeat dad, and maybe a connection between good food and bad dads was forged early, in the deepest folds of my subconscious, where we make so many decisions about our parents.

J.R. Moehringer

#10. Every trend in my high school was terrible! I used to wear my hair in a tight bun and let two long pieces hang in the front. I'd also wear really dark eyeliner and bright pink eyeshadow. For some reason, my friends and I thought it was really fashionable to wear a short tie with our uniforms.

India De Beaufort

#11. If the name or shape weren't odd enough, the McRib has a strange "here today, gone tomorrow" existence. Like a serial deadbeat dad, the McRib arrives with great fanfare only to skip town without warning.

Jim Gaffigan

#12. I have been honoured to serve the whales, dolphins, seals - and all the other creatures on this Earth. Their beauty, intelligence, strength, and spirit have inspired me.

Paul Watson

#13. Wrinkles happen to human beings.

Jennifer Aniston