A Bikini Wax Quotes

#1. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

Rita Rudner

#2. She cringed when she saw she needed a bikini wax - and cringed that she even got them in the first place. It wasn't the pain. It was the whole idea she was raising her daughter in a world where pubic hair was a problem.

Chris Bohjalian

#3. I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See what Hollywood does to you?

Kate Beckinsale

#4. Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.

Gwyneth Paltrow

#5. A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

Rita Rudner

#6. Failure is often our best teacher not the success.

Debasish Mridha

#7. For the person who loves God, worship is the daily bread of patience.

Honore De Balzac

#8. I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

Libba Bray

#9. Maybe his wealth was entirely in unpaid bills.

John Steinbeck

#10. I wanted to be weak that I might avoid the awful passage of further suffering I saw laid out for me

Charlotte Bronte

#11. The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.

Kathryn Hahn

#12. Nice work," I said, alluding to her nails. "Maura, at The Hair Palace, does them. She's a genius with nails, and she'll bikini wax you till you're bald as a billiard ball.

Janet Evanovich

#13. No one can obtain felicity by pursuit. This explains why one of the elements of being happy is the feeling that a debt of gratitude is owed, a debt impossible to pay. Now, we do not owe gratitude to ourselves. To be conscious of gratitude is to acknowledge a gift.

Josef Pieper

#14. They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax.

Gary McCord

#15. You must learn to see everything around yourself as a resources, your opportunities, and turn them into your weapons to get them working in your favor, in order to achieve your goal

Sunday Adelaja

#16. Best advice that I ever got is to do whatever it takes to make myself happy, so that I'll be able to make others happy. If I'm not happy, I can't make other people happy.

Flavor Flav

#17. Tessie and I lay in our chairs, listening to wax being violently removed. 'Oh my!' cried the large lady. 'Is nothing,' belittled Helga. 'I do it perfect.' 'Oweee!' yelped a bikini-liner. And Helga, taking an oddly femenist stance: 'See what you do for the mens? You suffer. Is not worth it.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#18. Live-tweeting your bikini wax is not vulnerability. Nor is posting a blow-by-blow of your divorce . That's an attempt to hot-wire connection. But you can't cheat real connection. It's built up slowly. It's about trust and time.

Brene Brown

#19. We anyway have to THINK
Why not think BIG
We anyway have to WORK
Why not do what we LOVE

Mala Mary Martina

#20. Sunday night is curry night. I always order a spinach paneer and a chicken tikka. There's usually something good on TV like 'Mr Selfridge' or 'Downton Abbey,' so I'll watch them before I have to think about blowdrying my hair and all the other boring stuff us girls have to do!

Donna Air

#21. I'm never shaken or stirred.

Idris Elba

#22. God helps everyone with what is his own.

Miguel De Cervantes