8 March Funny Quotes

#1. I pray as follows: May justice reign, may the laws not be broken, may the wise men be poor, and the poor men rich, without sin.

Apollonius Of Tyana

#2. Wrangling the cat into the cage proved interesting, and Josie had several scratches before Clint bent down and let out a menacing growl. The cat took one look at him and with a disdainful sniff, turned to march into the cage.

Eve Langlais

#3. He touched her as he would touch his violin: it was how he knew to touch something that was precious and loved.

Cassandra Clare

#4. When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.

Stephanie March

#5. What shall we do now?" he asked.
"Something very dreadful," she said,her voice sour."Ask Arlow Bowlerham for the name of a dressmaker.

March McCarron

#6. When you got a question," Polly said before Granada could ask, "first be silent. Look around you. Let creation speak the truth to you." She

Jonathan Odell

#7. Technology and tools are useful and powerful when they are your servant and not your master.

Stephen Covey

#8. Christopher Columbus

Louisa May Alcott

#9. You must respect people, and you must respect money. My father said to me: 'When you respect money, money will respect you.'

Yaya Toure

#10. A design remedy that prevents bugs is always preferable to a test method that discovers them.

Boris Beizer

#11. Do we miss out on love because we are working so hard? Or are we working so hard because we missed out on love?

Kate McGahan

#12. Hope is what keeps the soul alive.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#13. We're not quite mainstage material. We're more like outhouse material!

Andrew Dost

#14. Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest are busy strewing banana peels along the line of march.

Elbert Hubbard

#15. I don't wish to brag, but I'm very intelligent.

John Hodgman

#16. When a man comes to me, I accept him at his best, not at his worst. Why make so much ado? When a man washes his hands before paying a visit, and you receive him in that clean state, you do not thereby stand surety for his always having been clean in the past.

Confucius

#17. Begin within. If it shows up in your life, it's coming to tell you something about you that you're acting like you don't know. Something about yourself, or your relationship with God.

Iyanla Vanzant

#18. The new French theme park based on Napoleon is named Napoleon's Bivouac, and will honor Napoleon with rides, battle reenactments, and the brutal March on Moscow ride. That's a walk-in freezer you stand in for 18 months while you try to eat a dead horse.

Peter Sagal

#19. Ideally, Competition should be a wonderful vicious circle of being inspired and inspiring others to achieve excellence and being the best version of themselves.

Tina Sequeira

#20. March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.

Mae West

#21. Sesame Street succeeded because it learned how to make television sticky.

Malcolm Gladwell