613 Mitzvot Quotes

#1. I'm sorry if you've ever felt alone even once standing beside me.

Bethany-Kris

#2. I have been a Jack Albertson fan forever.

Keith Coogan

#3. Thy decay's still impregnate with divinity.

Lord Byron

#4. DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number - just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice.

Ambrose Bierce

#5. Wouldst thou wisely, and with pleasure,
Pass the days of life's short measure,
From the slow one counsel take,
But a tool of him ne'er make;
Ne'er as friend the swift one know,
Nor the constant one as foe.

Friedrich Schiller

#6. I don't believe love or sexual pleasure is a zero-sum game.

A.V. Roe

#7. Poverty treads close upon the heels of great and unexpected wealth.

Antoine Rivarol

#8. Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.

Dennis Miller

#9. I have a very normal life. I go to the grocery store, I go to Target. I don't have an assistant, I don't have an entourage.

Angela Kinsey

#10. Money motivates neither the best people, nor the best in people. It can move the body and influence the mind, but it cannot touch the heart or move the spirit; that is reserved for belief, principle, and morality.

Dee Hock

#11. So I can see you. And just like you, I can see Thestrals,too.

Shannon Lee Alexander

#12. Comedy doesn't makes your IQ higher....

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Read Science... and don't re-read books for higher IQ!

Deyth Banger