50 Shades Of Grey Funniest Quotes

#1. Anger is a fire of resentment which will burn the bearer and not the receiver.

Debasish Mridha

#2. Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

Andy Borowitz

#3. We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness.

Robert William Dale

#4. War is a highly overrated tool of foreign policy.

George F. Kennan

#5. Faith means that you have peace even when you dont have all the answers.

Joyce Meyer

#6. Spiritual awaken comes from reading the Holy Scriptures.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. Inside I am really bursting with boyish merriment; but I acted the paralytic Professor so well, that now I can't leave off.

G.K. Chesterton

#8. Michael, if you can't pass, you can't play.

Dean Smith

#9. As you begin to eliminate your need for perfection in all areas of your life, you'll begin to discover the perfection in life itself

Richard Carlson

#10. she would be taken care of for a time, times and half a time, out of the serpent's reach.

Paradox Brown

#11. Be wise as thou art cruel, do not press My tongue-tied patience with too much disdain: Lest sorrow lend me words and words express, The manner of my pity-wanting pain ...

William Shakespeare

#12. It is the ability to focus our attention on self-motivating thoughts, rather than being mesmerised by negatives, which rests at the very heart of a healthy approach to life.

Nick Baylis