30 Rock Bazooka Joe Quotes

#1. We need money not only for meeting our own needs, but also for fulfilling God's plans.

Sunday Adelaja

#2. A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill. Of course, the same poll found that 43 percent of Americans hate pelicans.

Jimmy Fallon

#3. That's your job. To make something out of nothing. To pull together all the disparate threads: recruiting (with no money), fundraising (with no reputation), and delivering joy (with no product). You must fabricate the chicken and the egg. Simultaneously.

Dan Shapiro

#4. We head for the horizon, on the plane of immanence, and we return with bloodshot eyes, yet they are the eyes of the mind.

Gilles Deleuze

#5. To make no mistakes is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future.

Plutarch

#6. One should never do that to another which one regards as injurious to one's own self.

Vyasa

#7. The DSA scheme has not been reviewed for 25 years

David Willetts

#8. Even in the lives of fishes, sensation is seldom a matter of one thing or another. Senses overlap. The lines between them often tend to be blurred, and the best that we can manage, by way of description from the outside, is to say that the senses of fishes appear to dominate one at a time.

Lyall Watson

#9. Trying to prove something to someone is never a valid reason for doing anything.

Iyanla Vanzant

#10. A feeling of sadness that only bus stations have.

Jack Kerouac

#11. Simon, don't you think I'm scared of that too? You're not the only one on that ledge. If we jump, we jump together. We fall together.

Cassandra Clare

#12. Tired of trying to sort them out, you relax for a second, then your head drops and you sit up with a jerk, Where are you? What are you doing here? Oh yes, of course, you are somewhere in the middle of the North Atlantic, with hungry waves below you like vultures impatiently waiting for the end.

Amy Johnson