3 Legged Dog Quotes

#1. You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.

Louis C.K.

#2. For fidelity, devotion, love, many a two-legged animal is below the dog and the horse. Happy would it be for thousands of people if they could stand at last before the Judgment Seat and say, I have loved as truly and have lived as decently as my dog, and yet we call them only brutes.

Henry Ward Beecher

#3. Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free? If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen me Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making his way down the street? If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me.

Bruce Springsteen

#4. My songs are like a three-legged dog - you have to get to know them to have any love for them.

Dave Matthews

#5. I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.

Roger Caras

#6. My mom is an actress, but she never really pushed me into it, and it was never something I thought I would be doing. She was very happy I decided to, but she certainly doesn't offer me criticism because she knows I'd tell her to shut up! Nobody wants to hear that from their mum!

Morena Baccarin

#7. There will always be something a little off, but like a three-legged dog, you'll learn to walk again.

Renee Carlino

#8. I have woven a parachute out of everything broken.

William Stafford

#9. Who are we when we don't allow flaws in our existence, but people of denial? To delude ourselves into believing we are perfect or that perfection exists at any level is an injustice to who we really are.

Sarah Noffke

#10. You are beautiful inside and outside, through and through, and I love you completely. Desperately. With every inch of my heart and soul, and I always will to my dying day.

Ann H. Gabhart

#11. I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a three-legged dog no one else would want.

Simon Cowell

#12. Alright then, I guess that's settled," Lilly said, then she turned to Fane, "Lay a paw on my little girl and you will be a three legged Lassie, got it?"
Fane winced and then asked, "You both do realize I'm a wolf not a dog right?

Quinn Loftis

#13. She pinched her lips tight together, like someone considering a foul smell, three-legged dog, ugly baby.

Dennis Vickers

#14. Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one.

David Bowick

#15. I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do.

Kaley Cuoco

#16. We do not understand these Americans who, like adolescents, always speak of sex, and who, like adolescents, all of a sudden have discovered that sex is good not only for procreating children.

Oriana Fallaci

#17. A BS in any neuroscience without a master's or PhD was a three-legged dog of a degree: pitiable, adorable, and capable of inspiring applause when it did anything for you at all.

Daryl Gregory

#18. Action is something you do purposefully with attention. If you really want something, you will use as much energy for it, and you will use it through action.

Ilchi Lee

#19. Non-Indian writers usually say "Great Spirit," "Mother Earth," "Two-Legged, Four-Legged, and Winged." Mixed-blood writers usually say "Creator, "Mother Earth," "Two-Legged, Four- Legged, and Winged." Indian writers usually say "God," "Mother Earth," "Human Being, Dog, and Bird."

Sherman Alexie

#20. Picking the team isn't difficult, it's who to leave out.

Kevin Keegan

#21. Heroic," Crane told Baines contemptuously. "Old women, idiot children, bound men, you'll take on all comers. There's a three-legged stray dog hangs around the lanes here. Perhaps someday you could work up to kicking that.

K.J. Charles

#22. He was reading from the beginning so that he could get to the end, where the reader was assured that the knight and the fair maiden lived together happily ever after.

Kate DiCamillo

#23. Unconditional love is furnished by many 4 legged creatures, but chiefly by human kinds best friend DOG!

Ladee Basset

#24. A three-legged dog
successfully crosses the road
to a new location
where there is greener grass
to piss on

Wesley Eisold

#25. When he came to, the eels were still being removed from him and Anvar was congratulating one of the rivermen. The man had smashed open a barrel of eels and covered both dwarf and zombie with them.

Ian Livingstone