22843 Quotes

#1. I'll be honest, I like everything about my body.

Amanda Bingson

#2. Before he sat down, my internal heat-seekers sensed what was coming my way: deep blue eyes that melted girls like Velveeta in a microwave. I tried to resist those microwave eyes, but sometimes there's no defense against them. I had a feeling I'd be seeing him weeping over my coffin later that night.

Natalie Standiford

#3. Newsflash for any of the current, past or future Survivors out there ... when you contemplate strategizing about the other team, the best idea is to shut up and keep it to yourself. You're welcome; this bill is in the mail.

Jenna Morasca

#4. Happiness does not come from consumption of things.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#5. I can do the PR thing until the cows come home. That's my nature. I never want to upset anybody.

Cilla Black

#6. Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the money shot.

John Scalzi

#7. I'm addicted to chocolate chip cookies. I mean that seriously. If there are chocolate chip cookies, I will devour them.

Hasan Minhaj

#8. I love beginnings. If I were in charge of calendars, every day would be January 1. And

Jerry Spinelli

#9. Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.

Diogenes Of Sinope

#10. A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.

Dante Alighieri

#11. History is the same thing over and over again.

Woody Allen