Zach Weinersmith Quotes

#1. Oh my God. For most of eternity, I won't exist. That leaves two options: live forever or destroy the universe. Hm... I may have to quit my day job for this.

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#2. YOU CAN ONLY BEHEAD PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT, IF THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION

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#3. Applied war is where the money's at. I don't mean that figuratively. Defense is 140% of the UVE budget. Offense is twice that. This is possible because there is no budget for math education.

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#4. Augie. You're a good girl," said Dad. This was more hope than truth. "You're nine and a half."
"NINE," she corrected. She hated how adults never rounded down to the nearest integer when talking to children.

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#5. Any time freedom is allowed it will be abused. This is not a flaw in freedom (else police states might be more desirable) but a flaw in humanity.

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#6. Everyone lives a lie. Pick a lie you like.

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#7. Okay," she said. "I'm going to start with four basic principles of civilization. 1) Ethics is based on consent. 2) Victims shall not mete out justice themselves. 3) Government serves the will of the people. 4) Giant unwashed beards are gross.

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#8. If people spent as much time studying as they spent hating, I'd be writing this from a goddamn moon-base.

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#9. When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.

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#10. However, a well-developed sense of ethics and a well-developed stock portfolio are not always tightly correlated.

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