Top 4 U.S. Dept. Of Fear Quotes
#1. If U.S. schools don't prepare American children for careers in the surveillance industry, all our spying will be done from India.
#2. Be thankful you're an American as we treat foreigners a lot worse.
#3. Don't just pull fears out of the thin air. Watch television. Learn what scares the talk show hosts.
#4. The purpose of education is turn inquisitive young minds into rule-followers