Michael Summers Quotes

#1. I had a dream about you last night.
We moved into a cabin in the countryside.
I couldn't handle the spiders.
You couldn't handle my drama.
I moved back to the city.

Michael Summers

#2. I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.

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#3. I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead

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#4. I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.

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#5. I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

Michael Summers

#6. I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did.

Michael Summers

#7. I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.

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#8. I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.

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