Mark Gungor Quotes

#1. Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.

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#2. You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?

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#3. You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.

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#4. Marriage problems are relationship problems, they are the result of how two people interact with each other. You may abandon a troubled marriage, but you will still bring the way you interact with others along with you.

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#5. The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

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#6. If you want the benefit of having an ox, you're going to have to endure the poo that comes with it. The goal is to have a positive poo to ox ratio.

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#7. Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.

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