Jo Raven Quotes & Sayings

#1. We thank you, God, for this boy and his awesome genes. Keep up the good work.

#2. You can't muffle a real good time.

#3. I put on the first Matrix movie, because it's something light.

#4. what can I say? Can't beat fictional boyfriends. They're the best. ***

#5. He gives me a look like I've gone crazy. He's an idiot. I've always been crazy, so how's that any news?

#6. Ashurbanipal." Oh, baby, keep talking dirty to me.

#7. I return my attention my drum

#8. If you look good outside, you will feel powerful inside.

#9. He's like chocolate and Nutella. The boy's addictive.

#10. I'm attracted to those tragic, brooding boys in the novels, and I should learn to separate reality from fiction.

#11. Maybe she's not as broken as you think. Maybe she's just cracked and only needs a bit of glue to put her straight.

#12. That's one naughty, bad little voice.

#13. She also smiles up at him, and all that's missing is rose petals drifting down and violins playing.

#14. Siblings. Always exaggerating, always teasing. Can't live without them, can't put them up for sale on eBay.

#15. Scratch that - I am paying good money for this.

#16. You'll see," she says cryptically, because she sometimes likes acting like an oracle and asshole all wrapped in one.

Jo Raven Quotes