Top 26 Jimmy Durante Quotes
#1. Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.
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#2. All of us have schnozzles ... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.
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#4. Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
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#5. Be nice to people on your way up becuase you meet them on your way down
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#6. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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#7. If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
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#9. What's a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And what's a dent? Everybody knows a dent is a hole. And what's a hole? You tell me what's a hole! And I'll tell you that a hole is nothin'!
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#10. It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.
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#11. Now you know that you can't go wrong ... If you start each day with a song.
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#12. Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
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#13. Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
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#14. What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.
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#15. Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
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#16. I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut- terin', or about them bein' off their nut.
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#17. My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.
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#18. Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone!
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#19. Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
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#21. Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed!
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#22. Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
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#23. Make someone happy,
Make just one someone happy,
And you will be happy, too.
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#25. To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.
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#26. Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
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