Top 3 Elsie Love Quotes
#1. Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish.
#2. If I didn't laugh, I'd rip out my hair, one graying strand at a time.
#3. Every day I'm eternally grateful that when everyone else went right, I made a wide, unprotected left.