Top 5 Barry Cryer Quotes
#1. Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?

#2. Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

#3. I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?

#4. They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.

#5. Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck

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