Baron Vaughn Quotes

#1. Sometimes I have young comics that ask me, "What should I do when I meet an agent or a manager and they ask me stuff?" And I say, "Well, they always usually ask, 'Where do you see yourself in five years, 10 years, 15 years?' And it's good to have an answer for that."

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#2. Anyone who buys a ticket can just go in there, and I don't like everyone, so I always see concerts as like, I'm going to get punched, I'm going to get elbowed, I'm going to get stepped on, get spilled on, someone's going to hit me with their body odor or something.

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#3. The alphabet was invented in Iraq, so it's a cool place.

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#4. I read recently that I was born in Arizona. I wasn't born in Arizona. I was born in New Mexico, but I can understand why people might confuse those two Southwestern desert states.

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#5. If you're driving down the street, you keep the neck forward. So that way you can clear out the lanes.

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#6. One time I was really close to Steve Martin. I was too afraid to actually go talk to him, but I'll count that as meeting.

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#7. The Middle East is gorgeous, but again, politically, I would not want to go there.

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#8. The thing is that where I want to go isn't necessarily tied to what's going on there politically, but I think Vietnam is a really beautiful country. I think Thailand is also really beautiful.

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#9. Shrimp are the insects of the ocean. They're bottom feeders. So they're delicious, but they're the bugs of the sea.

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