Top 21 Zookeeper Quotes

#1. The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

Robert Breault

#2. I hope I don't have to buck the system. But if it requires bucking, I will do it.

Todd Rokita

#3. What is there about the notion of a person, at law, that makes every living member of the species Homo sapiens a person, irrespective of their mental capacities, but excludes every nonhuman animal - again, irrespective of their mental capacities?

Peter Singer

#4. Groundhog found fog. New snows and blue toes. Fine and dandy for Valentine candy. Snow spittin'; if you're not mitten-smitten, you'll be frostbitten! By jing-y feels spring-y.

Old Farmer's Almanac

#5. I actually wanted to be a zookeeper when I was 5.

Daisy Ridley

#6. What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.

George Bernard Shaw

#7. Zookeeper foible #1: Tendency to not equate fur and scale with fracture and scar.

Wendy Beck

#8. If a projectile were deprived of the force of gravity, it would not be deflected toward the earth but would go off in a straight line into the heavens and do so with uniform motion, provided that the resistance of the air were removed.

Isaac Newton

#9. I have a loving family, a strong faith and wonderful friends and fans who have, and continue, to support me.

Michael Jackson

#10. You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened.

J. Richard Singleton

#11. That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?"
"Guess so."
"I hope you showed it who is boss."
"Yeah, I peed on it.

Stacey Marie Brown

#12. When we build the Temple healing water flow.

Paul Gitwaza

#13. 9/11 was an INSIDE JOB...WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Patrick Michael Mooney

#14. The foreign resident among you will rise higher and higher above you, while you sink lower and lower. Deuteronomy 28:43

Beth Moore

#15. I always wanted to be a zoologist. I'm fascinated with animals. I wanted to be a zookeeper.

Nigel Barker

#16. If we think about what mystery entails as a genre, certainly a big part of it is a resolution.

Matthew Pearl

#17. Did I not feel charmed at those truly genuine expressions of nature, which, though but little mirthful in reality, so often amused us?

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#18. Better to honor the pinch of fear than regret the punch of fang.

Wendy Beck

#19. I'm an avid animal lover. When I was 16, I wanted to be a vet or a zookeeper. I grew up with animals. At one time we had between five and eight dogs in the house, with four cats. We're menagerie people.

Misty May-Treanor

#20. I'm less upset with politicians than [with] the media. I feel like politicians ? the way I explain it, is when you go to a zoo and a monkey throws feces, it's a monkey. But when the zookeeper is standing right there and he doesn't say, 'Bad monkey' ? somebody's gotta be the zookeeper.

Jon Stewart

#21. Latent genius is but a presumption. Everything that can be, is bound to come into being, and what never comes into being is nothing.

Henri Frederic Amiel

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