Zaphood Quotes

#1. Trillian had come to suspect that the main reason [Zaphood] had had such a wild and successful life was that he never really understood the significance of anything he did.

Douglas Adams

#2. I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.

Kent McCord

#3. If you don't feel anything, you can't be hurt.

Barry Lyga

#4. The next time you see a spider web, please, pause and look a little closer. You'll be seeing one of the most high-performance materials known to man.

Cheryl Hayashi

#5. I'm trying to broaden my range and get different characters in each film.

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

#6. Everything shapes you to be the person you are today. Sometimes hard lessons pay off dividends.

Al Jourgensen

#7. It's true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.

Chelsea Handler

#8. In the other end of the ring stood Randy's self control, drooling on itself and bleeding from places that self control was never supposed to bleed.

Matthew Davenport

#9. You must understand that the workout does not actually produce muscular growth. The workout is merely a trigger that sets the body's growth mechanism into motion. It is the body itself, of course, that produces growth; but it does so only during a sufficient rest period.

Mike Mentzer

#10. Embrace life ... Don't live the past.

Richard Allen Whisenant

#11. Most people quit because they look how far they have to go, not how far they have come.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#12. Purple and orange weren't two colors Ruby would ever put together and she couldn't for the life f her understand how this Lord God of theirs could have come up with the combination, but He had, and there they were in the sky outside the Winnebago's windshield.

Amy Wallen

#13. -Evie...don't ever leave me. I don't know what I'd do.
-I'm not going anywhere,Adam.
-I...I just...I could never love someone as much as I love you...you're it for me. This is it. I don't want to be without you. You're my life. You have...all of me.
-And you have all of me. I'm yours.

Lisa J. Hobman