Zack Ryder Quotes

#1. I'm tight with Zack Ryder so I've had a Zack Ryder t-shirt for quite some time.

Josh Mathews

#2. Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

Zack Ryder

#3. I can understand why guys wouldn't be into 'Glee.' You know, that's a pretty heavy musical show. That show does, like, six songs in an episode.

Katharine McPhee

#4. Patriots don't go to Russia. They don't seek asylum in Cuba. They don't seek asylum in Venezuela. They fight their cause here. Edward Snowden is a coward. He is a traitor. And he has betrayed his country. And if he wants to come home tomorrow to face the music, he can do so.

John F. Kerry

#5. What have we in common with the rosebud, which trembles because a drop of dew is lying upon it?

Friedrich Nietzsche

#6. Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

Zack Ryder

#7. That really hurt my feelings, bro.

Zack Ryder

#8. The principal task of the messiah, who was popularly believed to be the descendant of King David, was to rebuild David's kingdom and reestablish the nation of Israel. Thus, to call oneself the messiah at the time of the Roman occupation was tantamount to declaring war on Rome.

Reza Aslan

#9. When a character comes to life, it's like meeting a new friend for the first time.

Lynette Mather

#10. There's really not a difference between an octopus and, like, a giant pile of snot.

Mike Rowe

#11. The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that's true love.

Simon Cowell

#12. I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.

Zack Ryder

#13. That is what I did with Jack, and that's why he liked to do the readings with me because he knew I was there for him, and for our ability to blend the poetry and the music.

David Amram

#14. Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!

Zack Ryder

#15. Travel penetrates your consciousness, but not in a rational way.

Milton Glaser