Z Stat Quotes

#1. All the stats don't mean a thing if we don't get the win. The most important stat is the win. Nothing else really matters if you don't get the win.

Pau Gasol

#2. The triple-double is just a stat. It's a test of your strength and stamina and playing ability, really.

Oscar Robertson

#3. Well, screw this daddy complex shit. 100ccs of Madonna girl power needed STAT!

Kate Meader

#4. I learned a long time ago that at the end of the day, the only stat that counts is points, The other ones are significant, but I'd much rather have the right score on the board. At the end of the day, that's what we're worried about.

Kirk Ferentz

#5. Intimacy is being seen and known as the person you truly are.

Amy Bloom

#6. If I start to feel run-down or like I'm going to get sick, I know I need sleep - stat. I can sometimes keep a sickness at bay with a good night's sleep!

Annie Wersching

#7. When, after a week, Jubal had had no other message, he sent a stat care of Ben's office: "What
the hell are you doing?" Ben's answer came back, somewhat delayed: "Studying Martian and the rules for
hopscotch -- fraternally yours -- Ben.

Robert A. Heinlein

#8. The mind is sicker than the sick body; in contemplation of its sufferings it becomes hopeless.
[Lat., Corpore sed mens est aegro magis aegra; malique
In circumspectu stat sine fine sui.]

Ovid

#9. I came in the league as not a shooter, not a scorer. My game was to play defense and make my teammates better. The most important stat to me was that left column - winning. Nothing else matters.

Jason Kidd

#10. Bungle is definitely a priority right now.

Trevor Dunn

#11. He needed some guy friends. Stat. The women in his life were hell-bent on testing his last bit of patience.

Jewel E. Ann

#12. People always sound so proud when they announce they know nothing of music.

Lillian Hellman

#13. In the game of life, when the final buzzer sounds, the only stat you carry with you is the number of assists you made.

Michael Bloomberg

#14. I can speak volumes about the guy sitting next to me. You look at his stat line tonight, he had a lot of foul trouble and didn't really get going, but when he was in there, he was defending. He was playing physical, and he was doing everything he could to help us win.

Stephen Curry

#15. You can't possibly be thinking of sending him home! He can barely walk." Meg's smile began to slip. Ambulance crews were queuing almost out the door, and all this lad needed was a stat dose of Man-the-Fuck-Up.

Cari Hunter

#16. There is so much wrong with the world. (tanta stat praedita culpa)

Lucretius

#17. Books are like flypaper, memories cling to the printed pages better than anything else.

Cornelia Funke

#18. The morning star isn't a stat," Clary said grumpily. It's a planet. I learned that in astronomy class."
"Mundane education is regrettably prosaic," said Jace.

Cassandra Clare

#19. If we care for our spiritual needs, we shall find strength for any other well-being.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#20. When the day inevitably comes that a Pac-12 team beats out an SEC team for the last playoff spot, you can be sure of two things: 1) Callers to The Paul Finebaum Show the next day will utter things never before heard on radio and 2) the SEC will go to nine conference games, stat.

Stewart Mandel

#21. Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.

Andy Van Slyke

#22. New York Stat agreed to pay $12 million to settle a lawsuit filed three decades ago by inmates swept up in the bloody 1971 revolt at Attica prison. The settlement will be paid in the form of chocolate bars and packs of Newports that can be picked up in the commissary.

Colin Quinn

#23. Many people fail in life, not for lack of ability or brains or even courage but simply because they have never organized their energies around a goal.

Elbert Hubbard

#24. Prepare like no other, know that there was nothing left for you to do when it's all said and done. This way a loss is just a stat. The better man will always win if he prepared like no other.

Dan Harris

#25. I didn't grow up with a mother, so I don't have that resource to rely on and ask a million questions.

Vanessa Minnillo

#26. Two boxes of Step Forward Paper saves one tree - that's a real stat.

Woody Harrelson

#27. Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.

Mike Myers

#28. We need to let the referee's sole thing be to protect the quarterback and get those late hits out of there. They even have a stat on television that says 'knockdowns.' Knockdowns means that you knock him down after he throws the ball. The assumption is, if it's legal, we'll make excuses for them.

John Madden