Z P Bar Soap Quotes

#1. Love is a funny thing to describe. It's so easy to feel and yet so slippery to talk about. It's like a bar of soap in the bathtub - you have it in your hand until you hold on too tight.

Michael Jackson

#2. Go little book, thy self present, As child whose parent is unkent: To him that is the president Of noblesse and of chivalry, And if that Envy bark at thee, As sure it will, for succour flee.

Edmund Spenser

#3. When everything is good, maybe I think it's the time to do something else.

Carine Roitfeld

#4. If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.

James Lileks

#5. I usually go to Lush for hair products. I had no idea that this existed, but they have a shampoo rock, and it looks like a bar of soap, and I was tripping out when they told me it was a shampoo, so that's pretty sweet.

Christian Serratos

#6. People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness.

David Brooks

#7. Memories shrink. Like a soap bar used over and over, they become deformed, weaker scented, too slight and slippery to hold.

Amanda Hodgkinson

#8. I liked fetching the washing from the Moscrops', and my mother liked washing for Mrs. Moscrop better than for anyone else. That was because Mrs. Moscrop wrapped a bar of yellow soap in with the washing. There wasn't anyone else who thought of a thing like that.

Howard Spring

#9. Dead like slipped on a bar of soap or like Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead piping?

Nick Harkaway

#10. When I was old enough to know better, I ate a bar of soap in the shape of the Muppets' Fozzie Bear, because I loved him so much I wanted to consume him, even if doing so made me ill. I didn't yet know the word 'foreshadowing.' Fozzie was the only first of many pop-culture icons I feel shaped by.

Emma Forrest

#11. I'd always thought that I understood this, but lately I realize that what I call "understanding" is basically just fantasizing.

David Sedaris

#12. All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

Eoin Colfer

#13. The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.

Rich Hall

#14. Memories are like mercury. Every time you sort of try to get near them, they slip out of your hand like a bar of soap.

Daphne Guinness

#15. I was going to wake up early tomorrow and go into the bathroom and write 'I love you' on the mirror with a bar of soap.

Taylor Jenkins Reid

#16. As I read you I fell in love with the holes between your words and I loved you most on the days you could not love yourself.

Jenim Dibie

#17. Human beings should not be reduced to a state to where they almost get into a fight over a small bar of soap.

Henry Rollins

#18. Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

Don Rickles

#19. What I like best about this is not seeing you naked, love," Marcus said. He began to massage the bar of soap in the washcloth, creating a rich lather. "Though you are quite beautiful. What I like is knowing Josh is kneeling here beside you and cannot see you.

Joey W. Hill

#20. her knees, which looked, in the faint blue light, as though they'd been carved by water from a bar of soap.

Charles D'Ambrosio

#21. I want knowledge. How, like a starved thing in the dark, I'm driven to reach for it.

Anzia Yezierska

#22. I'm a very good packer, but I probably take too much in the way of toiletries. You only really need a toothbrush, as most places you go to have a bar of soap and some shampoo.

Laurence Fox

#23. Apparently unaffected, she rose. "Yeah, you're probably right. I should be going." She feigned a yawn. "You've gotta head back to work and I've gotta head to jail. Big night for me. I'm planning to shiv someone for a bar of soap.

Kresley Cole

#24. Cubans were getting a monthly ration of five pounds of rice, three pounds of beans, five eggs, one chicken, half a pound of coffee, milk for children up to age seven, one bar of soap, two rolls of toilet paper, three packs of cigarettes.

Tony Mendoza