You Nikki Glaser Quotes

#1. Truths begin by a conflict with the police - and end by calling them in.

Emile M. Cioran

#2. Men of great parts are often unfortunate in the management of public business, because they are apt to go out of the common road by the quickness of their imagination.

Jonathan Swift

#3. Free will is as important to the law as it is to religion or any other code of morality. We do not punish the leopard for its wildness.

William Landay

#4. I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

Nikki Glaser

#5. I think girls in general need to be more complimentary ... It just makes people feel better.

Nikki Glaser

#6. When both a speaker and an audience are confused, the speech is profound.

Oscar Wilde

#7. I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others.

Nikki Glaser

#8. Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have either one.

Benjamin Franklin

#9. American journalism (like the journalism of any other country) is predominantly paltry and worthless. Its pretensions are enormous, but its achievements are insignificant.

H.L. Mencken

#10. Jesus Christ, a Nazarene, lived in Nazareth.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. Jonah is only available right now exclusively on Amazon Kindle. Jonah will be available on Kobo and Nook on July 10, 2014

Bob Bannon

#12. No guy is ever gonna be like, 'Well, I'm not into her because she just doesn't seem into me!' That's never been a complaint for why a guy doesn't like a girl. Ever! That's an attractive thing, so always err on the side of aloofness.

Nikki Glaser

#13. You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it!

Nikki Glaser

#14. You can never learn anything that is not a part of yourself.

Louis Kahn

#15. The lesser of two evils is still evil.

Solomon

#16. I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.

Nikki Glaser

#17. Cold calling is not dead. To grow your business, you have to call people you don't know and don't know you

Timi Nadela

#18. When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.

Nikki Glaser

#19. And right then, staring at Dusty Holliday, Clarisse Haines fell in love.

Kristen Ashley

#20. No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!' Meryl Streep still likes a compliment. I guarantee you, it touches her heart.

Nikki Glaser

#21. What you dream of, you will possess.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#22. They have entered the kingdom with them. We have a traitor amongst our group and it's getting more and more dangerous."
-Gannon-

Alicia Rivoli