You Mugged Me Off Quotes

#1. A conservative is a liberal who got mugged the night before.

Frank Rizzo

#2. It was like watching someone you hate getting mugged: three seconds of hard-core violence, and when it was over you just wanted it to happen again.

David Sedaris

#3. A liberal is a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet ...

Frank Rizzo

#4. She was still looking; I could pass as an Indian I thought. I
was part Indian too and that was the precaution I was taking from
getting mugged, a fact which I vehemently fought against back
home and was keen to adopt here. Gosh, I was a rotten hypocrite.

Dixy Gandhi

#5. Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket," she muttered. "Mugged by my own mom." In the first row of the amphitheater, Jason found a blanket and wrapped it around her

Rick Riordan

#6. There aren't any liberals left in New York. They've all been mugged by now.

James Q. Wilson

#7. There are no more liberals They've all been mugged.

James Q. Wilson

#8. Mugged by my own mother.

Rick Riordan

#9. A neoconservative is a liberal who's been mugged by reality. A neoliberal is a liberal who's been mugged by reality but has refused to press charges.

Irving Kristol

#10. One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.

Terry Pratchett

#11. I remember when you could always rely on those little street kids to pop a few people for the latest Nikes," Vice-President John said. "Now people get mugged for Reeboks, for Adidas - for generics, for Christ's sake.

Max Barry

#12. Superman's always chasing after someone who just mugged somebody, and I've never seen that happen in my life.

Daniel Clowes

#13. One of the greatest investments of our lifetime has been New York City real estate, and investors made the highest returns when they bought stuff during the 1970s and 1980s when people were getting mugged. The lesson is that you make the most money when you buy stuff that's out of consensus.

Mary Meeker

#14. My memory is a scary place: you need a flashlight and a gun so as not to get mugged in there.

Joe Pantoliano

#15. We made it back to the airport without getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught in a cross fire, sniped at, blockaded, napalmed, or trip-wired. No one even hit us with a water balloon.

Daniel Quinn