You Messed Up Funny Quotes

#1. Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!

Mitch Hedberg

#2. Everyone is messed up in their own way. The funny part is we all don't want anyone else to know, so we work so hard to hide it.

Shana Norris

#3. Funny how life messed with you.

Sarah Mlynowski

#4. The funny thing about voice over is you can go in in sweatpants and have your hair all messed up, and no one will see you, and you can still deliver the same great product.

Elizabeth Gillies

#5. It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world.

Shelly Crane

#6. No matter how loud you shout, you will not drown out the voice of the people!

William Wilberforce

#7. Your mission isn't your guide. You have to find your own way.

Yellow Tanabe

#8. Babe, I hate to break it to you, but you're one messed up mess."
"I know!" I exclaimed before breaking off into a fit of laughter. "I ought to be admitted or put on some serious medication or something.

K.R. Grace

#9. The bush is not merely a holiday destination; it's where you learn how insignificant you truly

Tess Gerritsen

#10. I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.

Will Ferrell

#11. It's when you don't need something that you tend to lose it.

Gabrielle Zevin

#12. Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Bam Margera

#13. There's a song called 'Live Blogging the Himmel Family Bris.' I kind of went for it here in terms of - it was really fun to be explaining ritual circumcision in Nashville - a lot of brises are done in hospitals, but many are done in people's homes, and there's a lot of food, and a lot of leftovers.

Rick Moranis

#14. Jazz has the ability to absorb & transform influences from diverse musical styles.

Andrew S. Gilbert

#15. The budgets we work on in Congress are more than just fiscal documents; they are a reflection of our moral values as well. In choosing where to spend money, members of Congress choose what priorities they value.

Tim Walz

#16. Now see, if it were me, I wouldn't have led with that. I would've gone with something like 'G'day' or 'Wow, aren't you a little hottie?

Elle Lothlorien

#17. I'm really getting into acting and TV. 'Sports Illustrated' is a big, iconic brand I'd like to work for, too. But TV and acting is really funny and a bit more exciting than shooting all the time.

Charlotte McKinney

#18. You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.

Louie Anderson

#19. There has to be a cut-off somewhere between the freedom of expression and a graphically explicit free-for-all.

E.A. Bucchianeri