You Can Pick Your Nose Quotes

#1. Will, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.

Rachel Cohn

#2. You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose ... but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Well, I didn't get to pick my parents.
I am glad that I have them, though.
I just wish that I wouldn't have to spend the rest of my life picking one of them and not the other. - Amber Brown

Paula Danziger

#3. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.

Kinky Friedman

#4. An hour seldom passed in which she didn't either sneeze, pick her nose, or wipe a bogie onto her snot-encrusted sleeve. But she had such a lovely colour. That pink glow which comes with the flu used to engulf her like an aura. It suited her. She always looked so damn effervescent.

Joss Sheldon

#5. That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

Jerry Coleman

#6. My brother told me to pick him a winner.
So I dug up my nose,
And pulled out a chicken dinner.

Drew Bialko

#7. I say what I think. I'm a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who's afraid to step out of the hotel room. I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I'm not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I'm a sassy girl.

Katy Perry

#8. You look so polished from your hair down to your toes, but still your finger's gonna pick your nose.

Billy Joel

#9. I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

Chevy Chase

#10. Give a boy - ANY boy - enough time, and he WILL eventually pick his nose!

Lincoln Peirce

#11. Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say,
Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.

Rachel Caine

#12. We all understand genetics. You get your eyes from your dad, your mom's nose, there's nothing you can do about that. But your spiritual genetics you can choose, pick, embrace and commit to. That's what I did.

Chris Gardner

#13. (Colds and flus aren't spread by drinking from a sick person's glass. They're spread by touching it. One person's finger leaves virus particles on the glass; the next person's picks them up and transfers them to the respiratory tract via an eye-rub or nose-pick.)

Anonymous

#14. It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

Kathy Lette

#15. Pick your fights like you pick your nose: with complete awareness of where you are.

Colson Whitehead

#16. My advice to you, Joe, is to pick up a damn shovel, clean up whatever shit you can and learn how to shut your fucking mouth while you still have all of your teeth and can breathe through your nose.

Rhea Rhodan

#17. It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

Green Day

#18. Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always do.

Bert Blyleven