You Can Never Fool Me Quotes

#1. You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four

Melanie

#2. My dear imaginary Captain MacKenzie, you are not real and never will be. I, however, am a true and eternal fool.
Here, have a drawing of a snail.

Tessa Dare

#3. I learned over the years never to correct a fool or he will hate you; correct a wise man, and he will appreciate you.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#4. You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance.

Eden Phillpotts

#5. I never, ever, saw the evil Steve Jobs. He was always the most well-mannered and respectful guy I knew. And we got to be pretty good friends. He didn't suffer fools gladly. I guess he didn't think I was a fool.

Nolan Bushnell

#6. A man on a quest. A Don Quixote searching for his Dulcinea. But keep in mind my good friend, Don Quixote never found his Dulcinea, did he? He did not. There sometimes isn't much difference between a knight's quest and a fool's errand.

Morgan Matson

#7. I've never taken a lesson in my life, and I can play every instrument there is. I play by ear, but I can fool anybody into thinking I went to some conservatory of music.

Dick Dale

#8. He could cheat on me and he would never tell me, and he would think less and less of me for not figuring it out. He would see me across the breakfast table, innocently slurping cereal, and know that I am a fool, and how can anyone respect a fool?

Gillian Flynn

#9. If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

Mark Twain

#10. we can never fool ourselves no matter how deep inside our mind we think we are.

M.B. Julien

#11. There are people who follow me on Twitter and tell me how much they don't like me, how much they don't want me on the show, and that they hope I die. And it's not just about the character. They tell me how they've never liked Scott Foley, and that he's a stupid, white, plain-bread looking fool.

Scott Foley

#12. On Elsewhere we fool ourselves into thinking we know what will be just because we know the amount of time we have left. We know this, but we never really know what will be. We never know what will happen ...

Gabrielle Zevin

#13. To never see a fool you lock yourself in your room and smash the looking-glass.

Carl Sandburg

#14. I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.

Steve Martin

#15. I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.

Paul Gauguin

#16. Gandalf put his hand on Pippin's head. "There never was much hope," he answered. "Just a fool's hope, as I have been told.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#17. A wise man changes his mind sometimes, but a fool never. To change your mind is the best evidence you have one.

Desmond Ford

#18. He should never have let himself be drawn into this, but the singer said that love can make a fool of any man.

George R R Martin

#19. I never denied being a fool. That's the difference between us.

Jennifer A. Nielsen

#20. Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.

Archibald Alexander

#21. Fool! Never wait on a man! Let him wait on himself!

V.C. Andrews

#22. I'd left with the notion that I'd made a fool of myself. I guess we never really do understand what people think of us. We spend so much time worrying about the impression we made, when in reality, they're probably thinking about what to cook for dinner instead.

Erica Larsen

#23. I'm a fool, that I should simply trick the tourists like everyone else. after all, most of them will never come back. and what are tourists for but for tricking?

Tahir Shah

#24. Nor is he the wisest man who never proved himself a fool.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

#25. I never believed 9/11, because I had engineering training at GA Tech, and I could tell when a building is being blown up by explosives. Any fool can look at those films and see the buildings aren't falling down, they're blowing up.

Paul Craig Roberts

#26. I'm a man of a certain age - old enough to have been every kind of fool- and I find to my surprise that the only counsel I have to pass on is this: Never let your name be found in a dead man's trousers.

Louis Bayard

#27. I was always a show-off - as a kid I was never afraid to make a fool of myself, and I guess that's still true.

Ann Robinson

#28. An Englishman is never afraid of being laughed at. He just thinks the other fellow is a fool. But Americans still can't risk anybody laughing at them.

Pearl S. Buck

#29. Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.

Robert Jordan

#30. Contend not in wisdom with a fool, for thy sense maketh much of his conceit; And some errors never would have thriven, had it not been for learned refutation.

Martin Farquhar Tupper

#31. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!

J.R.R. Tolkien

#32. You're never too old to make a fool of yourself

Michael Perkins