You Can Fool Me Once Quotes

#1. You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four

Melanie

#2. A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.

John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton

#3. The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#4. A President has a great chance; his position is almost that of a king and a prime minister rolled into one. Once he has left office he cannot do very much; and he is a fool if he fails to realize it all and to be profoundly thankful for having had the great chance.

Theodore Roosevelt

#5. Fool witch once, shame on you. Fool witch twice, oozing sores and an eternal rash in private areas.

Linda Wisdom

#6. Burrich the Stablemaster, the man who raised me, once warned me, "When you cut pieces from the truth to avoid sounding like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead." I

Robin Hobb

#7. Aftera brief silence, Kenzie said, "Don't you believe in second chances?"
The room seemed a little colder, a little darker, as if a shadow had passed over the sun.
"Sonny Lee always said, 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

Cinda Williams Chima

#8. For just once in my life, I'd like to get through a whole week without having to deal with some fool, white or black, who's got an attitude about the way I look.

Barbara Neely

#9. Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.

William Congreve

#10. He said there are thousands of Shadowhunters, but great love comes once in a lifetime if one is lucky, and one would be a fool to let it go.

Cassandra Clare

#11. Every Intelligent person was once a fool.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#12. There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

George W. Bush

#13. Fool me once, shame on me ... fool me twice ... I deserved to get fucked over.

Derekica Snake

#14. He's usually the confident intellect, but every once in a while when he's around me, he turns into this clumsy fool. It makes me smile to think that I can make him as flustered as he seems to make me.

Kimberly Lauren

#15. Don't be a fool! Close this book at once! It is nothing but foma!
Foma, of course, are lies.

Kurt Vonnegut

#16. Even a fool gets to be young once.

Frank Lucas