Yossarians Catch Quotes

#1. Solaristics, wrote Muntius, is a substitute for religion in the space age. It is faith wrapped in the cloak of science; contact, the goal for which we are striving, is as vague and obscure as communion with the saints or the coming of the Messiah.

Stanislaw Lem

#2. He reaches over and touches my necklace. "You still have it. That gives me faith."
"Faith in what?"
"God, I suppose. No, I don't know. Survival.

Christina Baker Kline

#3. You're a zombie. If you're not missing body parts, you're doing it wrong!

Lia Habel

#4. Writing for me is never about quantity. It's always about quality.

Raymond Bolton

#5. I've earned all these years on my face. I don't want to be a liar if in five or 10 years I do get some Botox, but needles in the face scare me, so I don't really know if I am ever going to do that.

Valerie Bertinelli

#6. If I did I didn't know it. What's it like, velvet?'

'Well, Lu, velvet is like the world was just born. Clean and new and so smooth.

Toni Morrison

#7. If I lost you ... why can't you see that would be the end of me?

Brodi Ashton

#8. If all were equalized by death, as the medieval idea constantly emphasized, was it not possible that inequalities on earth were contrary to the will of God?

Barbara Tuchman