Yokut Quotes

#1. I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write.

Whitney Cummings

#2. Watching my four year old daughter dance
I cannot break free of her.

Ikkyu

#3. I've met a lot of actors who have three dreams: You dream of making a sci-fi, you dream of making a Western and you dream of making a vampire movie. So this is one of my life-dreams as an actor coming true.

Richard Sammel

#4. Loop, you shot him in the head... Fuck yeah he dead.

Brian Azzarello

#5. People can quarrel with whether we should have more troops in Afghanistan or internationalize Iraq or whatever, but it is incontestable that on the day I left office, there were unaccounted for stocks of biological and chemical weapons.

William J. Clinton

#6. There are fallen angels, too. Angels with dirty wings.

Karina Halle

#7. I'm not a feminist.

Marge Simon

#8. The writer is always tricking the reader into listening to their dream.

Joan Didion

#9. So you like to stretch the truth?" he asked me. "Stretch, fold, spindle, staple or cut, whatever it takes to get it to fit just right".

Neil Leckman