Yoknapatawpha Conference Quotes

#1. I want to win four or five championship rings. That's how I dream. I dream big.

Adrian Peterson

#2. He'd probably spent as much time practicing scales as he had jacking off.

Tara Kelly

#3. What we call conscience in many instances, is only a wholesome fear of the law.

Christian Nestell Bovee

#4. I already knew then as an undoubted fact that beyond the thin film of false reality there existed another reality from which, for some reason, something separated us. The "miraculous" was a penetration into this unknown reality.

P.D. Ouspensky

#5. I am not the least afraid to die

Charles Darwin

#6. I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

Andrew Dice Clay

#7. Many people are so poor because the only thing they have is money.

John Spence

#8. Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television.

Douglas Hurd

#9. Tell me, Comrade, what is capitalism?" "The exploitation of man by man." "And what is communism?" "The reverse." Okay,

Eric Weiner