Yo Momma Quotes

#1. Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Coolio

#2. 138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs

Pokemon Jokes

#3. Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo

THE CLOWN FACTORY

#4. Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes?

Various

#5. Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.

Various

#6. Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Various

#7. Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!

Various

#8. Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star.

Ludacris

#9. If you listen to yo momma
You won't ever have no fun.

Chris Smither

#10. Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet!

Tony Glare

#11. *** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail.

Various

#12. Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back.

Various

#13. Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong.

Various

#14. Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Various

#15. The more gay people can tell our stories, the more other people will accept gay people.

Andrew Solomon

#16. Yo Mama so ugly,

Yo Momma

#17. I am an Anglo-Catholic in religion, a classicist in literature and a royalist in politics.

T. S. Eliot

#18. He took his own saber by the blade and handed it to Alek, pommel first, as if offering it to a victor.

Scott Westerfeld

#19. This is how you survive the unsurvivable, this is how you lose that which you cannot bear to lose, this is how you reinvent yourself, overcome your abusers, fulfill your ambitions and meet the love of your life: by following what is true, no matter where it leads you.

Augusten Burroughs

#20. He's [G.H.W. Bush] never had to do a day's work in his life.

Bob Dole

#21. It is the doctors who desert the dying and there is so much to be learned about pain.

Norman Barrett