Yip Chuck Schumer Quotes

#1. Irena went to the window to savor the freedom of solitude.

Milan Kundera

#2. I picked up my flute and smiled, eyebrows dancing. "Why don't you show her your straight dance?"
"Is there a gay dance, too?" Mickey asked.

Rose Christo

#3. Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

Redd Foxx

#4. He thought one of the universal truths of life was that, sooner or later, someone always paid.

Stephen King

#5. The purpose of truly transcendent art is to express something you are not yet, but something that you can become.

Alex Grey

#6. This is what you get, Maura, for using your DNA to make a baby.

Maggie Stiefvater

#7. If anyone insists on his own goodness and despises others . . . let him look into himself when this petition confronts him. He will find he is no better than others and that in the presence of God everyone must duck his head and come into the joy of forgiveness only through the low door of humility.

Timothy Keller

#8. The game Flights of Fancy or Reverse Strip Jump is played from as high a jumping-point as a competitor will dare. After each successful jump, the competitor is allowing to put on an article of clothing. Thirteen jumps is normally more than enough to see a competitor fully dressed for the day.

Peter Greenaway

#9. I find a fence a very uncomfortable place to squat my bottom.

Bob Hawke

#10. I feel like I want to be known first and foremost for my work.

Emmanuelle Chriqui

#11. There's more than one mosque in the world that used to be a church and before that was a temple. Because it's a lot easier to just change the sign on the top and say under new management than it is to change the whole building.

Bill Maher

#12. Embarrassment felt a lot like eating chili peppers. It burned in the back of your throat and there was nothing you could do to make it go away. You just had to take it, suffer from it, until it eased off.

Sarah Addison Allen

#13. Those who are hardest to love need it the most

Pattie Mallette

#14. We shall never find happiness by looking at our prayers, our doings, or our feelings; it is what Jesus is, not what we are, that gives rest to the soul.

Charles Spurgeon

#15. Accept the consequences of your actions in order to become the agent of your mental, physical, spiritual and material success.

Les Brown