Yeardley Smith Quotes

#1. Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.

Yeardley Smith

#2. Rejection just motivates me to keep trying and to try to do better.

Sasha Grey

#3. If it all happens naturalistically, what's the need for a God? Can't I set my own rules? Who owns me? I own myself.

Jeffrey Dahmer

#4. A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

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#5. It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.

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#6. I'll do my life work, sticking up for the love between man and woman.

D.H. Lawrence

#7. Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.

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#8. The worldly life (sansar) is the thing created through delusion [wrong belief]. Therefore when you come to know about this wrong belief, it will go away.

Dada Bhagwan

#9. You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.

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#10. Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

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#11. In the water I saw my father's face, and that face saw the face of its father, and so on, and so on, reflecting backward to the beginning of time, to the face of God, in whose image we were created.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#12. Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.

Yeardley Smith

#13. Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?

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#14. Once you know what the story is and get it right - as right as you can, anyway - it belongs to anyone who wants to read it.

Stephen King

#15. Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to you?

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#16. Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

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