Yeardley Quotes

#1. Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.

Yeardley Smith

#2. A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

Yeardley Smith

#3. The more you establish quiet time and mediation as part of your daily discipline, the more you go through the rotation into mirror (dream) worlds.

Stuart Wilde

#4. It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.

Yeardley Smith

#5. Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.

Yeardley Smith

#6. The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is more deprived and alone than the man who has achieved his dream?

Brendan Behan

#7. You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.

Yeardley Smith

#8. Catfish Hunter was a man among men. He was a genuine person. There was nothing phony about him. I learned a lot from him, both on and off the baseball field.

Vida Blue

#9. Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Yeardley Smith

#10. My job as a portrait photographer is to seduce, amuse and entertain.

Helmut Newton

#11. Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.

Yeardley Smith

#12. Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?

Yeardley Smith

#13. Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to you?

Yeardley Smith

#14. Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

Yeardley Smith

#15. Real people are what fascinates me, whether it's from an acting point of view or a directing point of view.

Paul Blackthorne