Yearbook Series Quotes

#1. Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can't fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me.

Buffy Andrews

#2. Kevyn, Ennesby tells me you are building a time machine.
Actually I'm finished.
In one afternoon? Wow ... Does it work?
After a fashion.
...
I put a whole lot of energy into it, and the next thing I knew it was time for dinner.
-Captain Tagon & Commander Andreyasn

Howard Tayler

#3. The pimple is perfect.

Buffy Andrews

#4. Do you remember the time, Mike," Jeremy laughed, "that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

Buffy Andrews

#5. I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen.

Buffy Andrews

#6. If you start thinking about retirement in six months' time, you're already there.

Brian O'Driscoll

#7. I like working with my hands. It feels good to build something yourself.

Scott Eastwood

#8. Loss of reputation and the regard of our fellow persons is in any society, from Iceland to Malaysia, a terrible blow to the spirit. It is worse than being penniless and more cutting than the blades of enemies.

Paulette Jiles

#9. Big Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.

Jason V. Brock

#10. What kind of work do you do," I asked.
"Promise you won't laugh?"
"Promise."
"I'm a proctologist."
I couldn't help it. I laughed a little. "An ass doctor?

Buffy Andrews

#11. I'm a massive movie nerd. That being said, I could retire tomorrow because I wrote this movie 'Goon' and it came out, and it connected and it's a wonderful flick that I think is beautiful and then it had this wonderful life and it means a lot to a lot of people.

Jay Baruchel

#12. The highest happiness is a by-product of worthy work well done.

Rene Auberjonois

#13. I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.

Buffy Andrews

#14. The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it's too late and you're face down eating sand.

Buffy Andrews

#15. Most of us waste our energy through chattering - endlessly chattering, gossiping, criticising, backbiting.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

#16. You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.

Buffy Andrews

#17. The tactics ... no, amateurs discuss tactics, ... Professional soldiers study logistics.

Tom Clancy

#18. (The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.

Jerry Lewis

#19. As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

Buffy Andrews